爆笑型英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
1.半個(gè)還是十分之五Half or Five Tenths?
Half or Five Tenths?
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
半個(gè)還是十分之五
老師：你愿意要半個(gè)柑橘，還是十分之五個(gè)柑橘?
杰拉得：我寧可要半個(gè)。
老師：仔細(xì)想想，說(shuō)出理由來(lái)。
杰拉得：因?yàn)槟闳绻迅涕偾谐墒种澹歉涕僦蛽p失太多了。
2. It's not my fault 不是我的錯(cuò)
It's not my fault
Mother (reprimanding訓(xùn)斥，譴責(zé) her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.
不是我的'錯(cuò)
媽媽(正教訓(xùn)她的女兒)：你不該拽貓的尾巴。
女兒：媽?zhuān)抑皇俏罩埼舶停约涸谧А?/p>
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